You know, I'm not just leaving my current position. I am being FORCED out. THAT PERSON gets to stay. Do you know why? I gave them my demands and they refused. Yep. One kernel of corn per week. They couldn't do it. I am a proud Chicken. I need corn.

If being a fan of Reaganomics means that I think women who are into astrology are wonderful, then I'm a huge fan. On another note, on a scale of J to H, where would I rank Reagan?

J----------|-----*-----H

I thought shotgunning a beer meant giving up your guns to the authorities and drinking a beer after. Golly, I wish that was the case.

Jimmy Carter lands himself close to J on the J to H scale. Even has the initials correct. J.C. Jesus Christ. Perfect

Sometimes I feel like I am just an iced latte muffin for Susan.

Then I wake up.